Why Your Smart Fridge Is Plotting Against You

Yeah right, it knows when you snack, judges your midnight choices, and might start a side hustle selling your leftovers.

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Sofiane Hamissa

real talk — your “smart fridge” ain’t so smart. It’s sitting there in the kitchen, humming like it’s innocent, but it sees everything. You open it at 2AM for leftover pizza? Yeah right, it’s logging that, analyzing your snack habits, probably emailing it to some algorithm somewhere. Next thing you know, it’s suggesting kale smoothies while judging your pepperoni stash. And don’t get me started on the voice assistant — “Hey, why not try tofu tonight?” Bro, it’s a fridge, not your life coach! Street truth? These gadgets are getting too smart. One day your fridge gonna be the reason you owe money or wake up on a diet you didn’t sign up for. Laugh now, but that thing is watching. 😂

Sofiane Hamissa